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(248): View more from Michigan

i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.

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(646): View more from New York

Please don't use social media to get back at me.

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(734): View more from Michigan

i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..

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(973): View more from New Jersey

I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.

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(214): View more from Texas

I'm full of awesome ideas

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Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...

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(407): View more from Florida

Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.

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(602): View more from Arizona

You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday

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(206): View more from Washington

Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.

(405): View more from Oklahoma

Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.

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