I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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