You made me cry and you don't even care
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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