Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I want to make a zoo with you.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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