have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
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