playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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