HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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