I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Randomize
