his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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