I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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