Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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