But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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