Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
i now understand why vodka
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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