i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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