Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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