i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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