okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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