ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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