Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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