I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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