Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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