Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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