is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
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