I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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