I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Randomize