so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
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