everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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