i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
Randomize
