i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
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