was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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