What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
porn star boner night. come get it.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
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