Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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