Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Is Oprah even human
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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