WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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