Who did Billy Mays play for?
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Randomize