we have officially lost it.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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