Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
