Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
We got so high we made milksteak
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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