I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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