It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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