Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
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