Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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