Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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