Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I don't deserve a penis
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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