She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
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