Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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