Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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