its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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