Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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