So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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