Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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