My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
In other news, I just burned my penis
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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