I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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