She is in my trunk
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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